I figured out why Captain Jack Sparrow runs with such a weird gait. He has to keep his arms free of the stuff he carries: sword, pistol, compass, it’s a dangerous kit! I adopted the flail whenever I saw cars coming, but this was one of the harder outfits to actually run in. Plus I’ve got spilled spirit gum on the back seat of my car ever since then. Aaaarggghhhh.
